Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Dirty First Impressions

What the hell is this? A blog? Who the fuck does that anymore?

Well, me, apparently.

Hi guys, my name is Serena obviously. If you're a pervert, you know me as the tranny with a bitchy expression on your favorite camsite. You've spent hours watching my shows on Chaturbate, where I do all manner of blasphemous things. You know my O-face, the way my hands move and how I stare at the camera like I'm going to stab it in the face. You know my nervous ticks; the way I suck on my vaporizer when I'm bored, the way I point my neck upward to hide my double chin. And if you don't have any money, you've been witness to my displeasure- my snide comments and my outright disgust. Let's face it, I'm a cunt.

But now I'm a cunt with a blog.

If, for some reason you've stumbled upon this post with no knowledge of who I am, hello. My name is Serena and I'm a twenty-two year old transgender camgirl from the hellhole that is Florida.


Why a blog, Serena? What's the point to this?

I have no idea, really. When I started this whole cam-thing, I had no idea what I was getting into, the work that would go into maintaining and cultivating it. I thought I could stream and then log off, thinking that I could cultivate a set of viewers without putting in any extra work. Wrong.

I also realized that, when I'm in a mood, I tend to sit in front of my computer and type things. Stories, sometimes. Maybe a rant. But I never let anyone see them. I talk about my day on cam all the time, but I never have a chance to delve into it because I'm too busy reaching climax.  I thought people might like this and I thought it might be cathartic for me. We'll see.